Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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