i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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