I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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