the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize