But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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