but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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