Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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