real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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