why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he thought i was a dude.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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