why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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