I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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