so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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