Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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