It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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