yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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