I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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