I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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