I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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