End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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