dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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