Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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