Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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