I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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