oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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