Midget sex pt 2 tonight
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
