everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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