'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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