Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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