have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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