i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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