How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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