Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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