We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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