I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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