Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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