she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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