he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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