Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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