So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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