Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
