Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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