The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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