Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Randomize