And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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