I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
