some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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