Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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