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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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