Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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