I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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