if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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