You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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