bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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