Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's Friday. Sex?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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