ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My underwear smells like fireworks.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
